27-06-2008 17:04 Meeting with UEFA President Michel Platini to be held in Kyiv on July 3 at Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko's proposal
Following the meeting, Mr Platini will present a report on Ukraine's preparedness for Euro 2012, which will be examined at a meeting of the UEFA executive committee in September.
This could be one of the shortest official meetings he will have that day -
Mr Platini: "So how are things progressing Viktor?"
Viktor Yushchenko: "Well we have talked about it now for over a year - soon we will make a start"
Mr Platini: "Hmmmm - OK. All the necessary funding is in place then?"
Viktor Yushchenko: "Well Ukraine is prepared to finance 20% of the costs"
Mr Platini: "Hmmmm - OK, but the rest of the funding needed has been identified and is in place by way of PFI schemes or similar?"
Viktor Yushchenko: "Errrrmm - No but we are working on it......what is PFI?"
Mr Platini: "So no real progress has been made since I was here last then has it"
Viktor Yushchenko: "No"
Mr Platinni: "This is very very poor indeed - we may have to use Scotland or Italy as an alernative"
Viktor Yushchenko: "One minute - (dials Yulia on his mobile) - we are going to lose the UEFA 2012 tournament now sooka and it's your fault!"
Mr Platinni: "Why is it her fault?"
Viktor Yushchenko: "Because she is Prime Minister and I say it is"
Word leaks out and the Rada is again at a stand still as several members are Ukrainian football fans and block the speakers chair for another month or so!
Mr Platinni reaches for his phone with the speed dial numbers for the Italian FA and Scottish FA

It is also rumoured that the RADA is subject to an official FIFA enquiry about it's members changing sides during the closed transfer window
